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Jobless in the Sales Class

I am shit bored in a Sales Management lecture, I had to do something, so I write this random piece :P

I am very sporting person
coz when they told me to be a sport
I took it to my heart

So I play cricket
and I play soccer
Therefore I have balls
I have two of them
Unlike the others around
who have none

Awesomest Pun Ever

Decibels

There are two kinds of people in the world

• One who are dumb, and know they are
• One who are dumb, but don’t know that they are

And then, I met the third kind

The ones who are dumb, and think the rest of the world is dumb and they are the bleeding geniuses of the world. They will spew shit all over the place and then when some noble irritated individual would ask them to shut up politely, they will start defending their stupid logic with more stupid logic, to the point at which you realize that “Bhains k aage been bajane se koi fayda nahi” (there’s no point reasoning with a buffalo) .

One such incident happened in our Rural marketing lecture today. The guy was supposed to give a presentation, he started with a decibel level of a guy that has just been stabbed in the back…….bloody loud , shrill voice………….excruciating my ear drums……..and after that he says ……..”is my slide visible??”

“I am still recovering from the trauma that your bloody voice is you moron, and you are concerned about the visibility of the slide, might as well have asked “AM I AUDIBLE” “…..I put my fingers in my ears as the ‘presentation’ continued……..I was still able to hear him mind you, and what he was saying was completely unrelated to the topic. Then he began with example of Lagaan(god knows how that is relevant) , the example of ‘AAMIR KHAN, THE AAMIR KHAN, I’ll say it 3 times more like that, if I have to” he says……….”Please don’t”, I thought…

The presentation ending was a relief, but then the professor turns up and says

“Your presentation was not up to the mark, you’ll have to do it again”

#Facepalm , #Bigfacepalm

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